Harrogate for Health

Harrogate's the place for health,
Health is better far than wealth,
If unsound in wind or limb
Visit here for verve and vim.

Come all you with troubled lives,
Corns or bunions, nagging wives,
Sluggish livers, raging thirst,
Harrogate spells, " Safety First."

If you've roughness of the skin,
If your hair is getting thin,
If you're twenty stone in weight,
Bring your woes to Harrogate.

If you've got a wealthy chum,
Do your best to make him come,
If he's rich, oh lucky Jim !
Harrogate will welcome him.

Come to Harrogate in shoals,
We can cure your troubled souls
Whatsoe'er your ills may be,
Writers' cramp or housemaid's knee.

If it's rest and change you seek,
Come to Harrogate next week,
Bring some money – be our Guest,
You'll get the change – we'll have the rest.