The Girls of Harrogate

The girls you meet at Harrogate have many different styles,
You'd hardly notice two alike if you should walk for miles.
I took a stroll the other day the ladies fair to see,
I'll give a brief description of the girls as seen by me:-

Sound girls, round girls,
Sixteen–ounce–to–the–pound girls,
Short girls, taut girls,
Like a glass of port girls,
Pure girls, demure girls,
Never tried the cure girls,
Long girls, strong girls,
Rather "om–bong–pong" girls,
Loud girls, proud girls,
Kissing not allowed girls,
Dry girls, fly girls,
Wink the other eye girls.

Girls who always stay at home, and girls who like a spree,
Girls who meet you walking out and ask you home to tea,
Girls who never say a word, and girls who talk a lot,
Girls who fancy whisky cold, and girls who like it hot;
Girls who right throughout their lives have trodden Virtue's path,
Girls though born at Harrogate who've never had a bath;
Girls who're rather dumpy and some girls who're rather long,
Girls like Johnny Walker, rather ancient – going strong.

And if you want to find a wife you haven't time to lose,
Girls are in variety for any man to choose,
You'll never beat them anywhere, they're always up–to–date,
So come and try a sample from the girls of Harrogate.