The Harrogate Visitors' Information Bureau

The Harrogate Visitors' Information Bureau.
At Harrogate – they're up to date,
The Borough Corporation, in the way of information;
'S quite a treat – and hard to beat,
They're the very best Officials you would ever wish to meet.
Whatever you may want to know, Just take the tip from me and go (and)

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Ask them at the Information Bureau,
All advice and information's free,
They'll tell you what the weather was the week before you came,
And also what the next is going to be
If a Hotel you require Simply mention your desire,
They will tell you where you ought to go – or not,
All their funny little points,
And the way they cook the joints,
They will tell you at the Bureau on the spot.

It p'raps may be – you want a spree,
To go upon the razzle and some lady fair to dazzle,
Very well – just go and tell
Your rashes in the proper place, attention you'll compel
No need a lot of time to waste,
To find a partner to your taste -

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Ask them at the Information Bureau,
Winter Gardens, that's the place to seek,
They'll switch you on to something nice without the slightest charge,
Confidential, friendly and unique;
Introduction they'll arrange,
Though perhaps you'll think it strange,
You will soon find what a jolly time you've got;
Should it chance that you have doubts
Of her husband's whereabouts
There's the Information Bureau on the spot.

This useful place – just meets the case,
The Officials all are breezy, not to mention free and easy,
Ain't it nice? – no asking twice,
But what they're really great upon is giving you advice.
It says so in the little guide,
So if you would be satisfied -

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Ask them at the Information Bureau,
They'll advise you what to drink and what to eat,
They'll advise you, if you ask, what sort of bath you ought to take,
They'll advise you when they think your cure complete,
And if you are walking out,
And you chance to be in doubt
Whether you have had sufficient Scotch or not,
Make a call without delay,
And a visit on them pay,
They'll advise you at the Bureau, on the spot.