Harrogate Herald - 8th December 1915
Gunner F Close, of the 4th West Riding Royal
Field Artillery, Ammunition Column (whose home is at Laverton),
writing from the Front, gives some interesting and humourous
incidents in the soldiers' life. He says :
Work out here depends on the weather, and whether
any big movement is in progress. Our column is at present billeted
in a field, or rather, what has been a field. I think it now
resembles a very vast marsh. We mostly live in bivouacs, ingeniously
constructed with poles, sacks, boards, ground sheets, string, tacks,
nails, wire, tin, and any other articles we can get hold of. The
result is a structure something like an old farmer's hen hut, that
keeps anything out but wind and rain, but that is only a minor
consideration. Some have left the bivouacs (as so-called) and gone
and taken up a new abode in an old thatched barn, which serves as
sleeping apartment, dining-room, harness room, reading room,
saddler's shops, and partly stable. I don't know which has the
laugh, those in the barn or us in the huts; but I will say this, my
father has a far better hen hut than this one my mate and I sleep
in, and it is, I think, a treat to some of them. Considering the
conditions the food is generally decent. For instance, today our
regular cook, who has just returned from leave, after a couple of
hours' hard kneading of dough, on an old box lid in the rain,
constructed a very sumptuous dinner; and, mind you, he called it jam
roll, but owing to the many different opinions offered by the chaps,
I dare hardly give you mine. But, nevertheless, he kept cutting it
up into lumps and dishing it out minus milk and sugar, and we had to
look sharp with our mess tins, too. Then for tea we had jam and
bread, and perhaps tomorrow we may have bread and jam for a change.
I'll give you my tip, it is "laugh and grow fat" here, for
I'm sure you won't with anything else. Well may we sing :
Take me over the sea,
Where the Alli-man cannot catch me;
I don't want to stay at the Front anymore,
Where canons and pom-poms around me do roar.
Oh! My, I don't want to die,
I want to go home.
But to put all joking aside, I will own up that I have been a
lucky beggar. I have only had one touch, which was a piece of
shrapnel in my side, and after a few days in hospital and a little
light duty I was all right and knocking about again. Mt two pals
have both been touched for "blighties", and are in England
(lucky beggars, and poor me!). I have at the present had the luck to
get my hand bit with a horse, so I am writing this to pass away a
bit of time. I am a despatch rider, or mounted orderly, and can tell
you it is not fun riding about in the mud and rain, hardly knowing I
have any feet on , and at night when it is as dark as pitch and the
only thing to see are the star shells going up, and now and then a
"Jack Johnson" coming over, to perhaps burst 20 yards off
you, all you can say in reply is, "It ever touched my";
but still I am sorry to say we have laid a few of our brave pals to
rest out here in lonely France and Belgium who have done their
little bit, and done it well. So now I remain, wishing you a happy
Xmas and a merry New Year.